Saying “I could see myself doing that” after hearing stories from nights you don’t remember. TSM.

Writing notes on your phone so you remember the night, but not being able to understand them the next day. TSM.

Being asked to fix his cooler because the last girl didn’t know what she was doing. TSM.

Telling your friend how precious her little is as if it’s her child. TSM.

Recruitment, not boys, being your motivation to stay in shape. TSM.

Having to put a password on your phone so your parents don’t find your drunk selfies. TSM.

“Hopefully this run makes up for the whole bottle of wine I’m going to drink tonight.” TSM.

Wanted: part-time boyfriend. Sunday-Wednesday. TSM.

Planning your tailgate months before the first football game. TSM.

Always voting against your rival sorority, no matter the school. TSM.