Determining the status of your night based on the amount of glitter in your hair in the morning. TSM.

Feeling both proud and humiliated when your boy tells you you’re the first girl he’s cried over. TSM.

Abusing the power that comes from telling a guy at the bar that it’s one of your friends’ birthdays. TSM.

Feeling like you can relate to The Bachelorette because you have a hard time keeping your Tinder matches straight. TSM.

Kill them with craftiness. TSM.

Having family letters and roommate letters. TSM.

Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Having themed house parties over summer vacation, so you feel like you’re still at school. TSM.

Having glitter permanently stuck in your phone case. TSM.

Having to remind yourself that you have to get to the concert, not JUST the tailgate. TSM.