I’m in love with the Coco…Chanel. TSM.

Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.

Your family tree being known for having a “type.” TSM.

5:5 Tinder right-swipe-to-match ratio. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Planning out your “candid” photos. TSM.

Coffee keeps me going until wine is acceptable. TSM.

Drinking the entire bottle just so you can craft with it the next day. TSM.

A girl who loves her boyfriend lets him be in charge. A girl who also loves herself just lets him think he is. TSM.