It’s all fun ands until you get your email from Standards. TSM.

Beelining toward the center of the dance floor when “Timber” comes on. TSM.

Your phone automatically connecting to Nordstrom’s wifi. TSM.

Being a woman is all about sucking it up, sucking it in, and sucking it down. TSM.

Your boyfriend ordering an extra event tank because he assumes you’ll be taking one. TSM.

Making your boyfriend’s pledges, your pledges. TSM.

Becoming a born-again virgin with every new relationship. TSM.

Outsourcing your sorority crafting to your little. TSM.

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. TSM.

The “I’m not wearing makeup” makeup you put on before he comes over. TSM.