Making sure you look cute before spectating fraternity intramural championship games. TSM.

Feeling genuinely insulted when someone doesn’t know who your big is. TSM.

He’s not in my heart, and he’s not in my head, but he’s hot, so I’ll let him in elsewhere. TSM.

This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.

The hair flip girl is my spirit emoji. TSM.

The inverse relationship between the temperature outside and your grades. TSM.

Being the rebel of your family tree. TSM.

Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.

Being personally victimized by the standards chair. TSM.

Reserving a room in the library during cooler season so you’ll get study hours for coolering. TSM.