“I’d rather make memories than the Dean’s list.” TSTC.

Your phone autocorrecting “brunette” to “Burnett’s.” TSM.

Being groomed for your chapter position from the moment you receive your bid. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.

The cashier at the craft store assuming you’re in a sorority by the sheer number of crafts you have. TSM.

The only sports I play are drinking games. TSM.

The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.