Your best friend’s little calling you “Auntie.” TSM.

Getting away with playing music that makes boys cringe, because all they want to do is see you dance. TSM.

Getting an A on the final paper you wrote during your three-hour class on the day it was due. TSM.

Every gift you receive revolving around alcohol. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.

Your parents referring to your little as their grandchild. TSM.

“Oh, that’s my blackout name.” TSM.

I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.

Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

“I am saying this as your sister, not as risk management chair.” TSM.