“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.

Knowing a fraternity house better than the pledges do. TSM.

When choosing a date for a function, you need to consider whether he’ll look good in pictures and if he has a good personality…in that order. TSM.

Relating personally to every line in #Selfie. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.

Buying strange articles of clothing because “it’ll probably be good for a mixer some day.” TSM.

Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

I can’t date him. He’ll mess up my monogram. TSM.

Blacking out at a dry wedding. TSM.

“Can you help me pick a filter? I want to look tan.” TSM.