Bitches, listen. Everyone needs to calm down and stop being so serious! It’s satire, for one. Secondly, obviously we are all in college so we can get a good job that can support us independently if need be. Or you can be like my mom. She got engaged at 19 to a man who dropped out of college (to start a corporation) and graduated and worked her butt off as a nurse until kids 2 and 3 came along as twins 21 years ago. Yes, she is capable of working if we need extra money, and she still does one day a week, but she’s a pretty awesome stay at home mom six days a week, too. That’s my dream.
A few weeks ago I was at a party completely sober with my sister 20 miles from our house. She kept saying she was driving home (we both had cars there), and I told her no. She kept screaming at me, and she’s a pretty violent drunk, so I knew what was coming. She swung at me, and I blocked it then hit her in the face 3 times. One of the guys in that fraternity carried me outside and hugged me for 5 minutes while I cried trying to calm me down. She rode home with me and screamed the whole way. The next morning she came in my room and woke me up and kissed me and said I love you. She had a black eye, but I guess we’re ok now.
My grandmother told me about prolapse. She was an OBGYN’s nurse and saw a lady who prolapsed and didn’t know what had happened so she LEFT IT HANGING OUT! Then finally came to the doctor. Grandma said “her vag smelled dead.”
Currently pissed I didn’t read this article before my business law test that said “Name a Supreme Court Justice.” Reading TSM is usually all I do in that class.
Honestly, just to reiterate a few points made by Ol Tuco, I have actually learned all the things he said he was never taught in school. Why you may ask? Because I took the basic classes K-12 seriously and excelled which allowed me to go to college on a full ride scholarship with other private scholarships covering all my costs of living. I now have awesome teachers who have taught me my basic human rights and how to do things such as write a cover letter and create an effective resume. I also completed psychology and chemistry for consumers (both gen eds) that informed me of mental disorders and the dangers of drugs and their effects on the body. Yes, there are problems with our education system, but I don’t believe that some of the points in the video are particularly valid.
I’ve gone on some pretty good rants that made girls cry on campus in the middle of the day, but I can only dream of bitching someone out to the extent Colette did on the spot.
Like Sharknado.
A lot of it reminded me of some Shania too!
Bitches, listen. Everyone needs to calm down and stop being so serious! It’s satire, for one. Secondly, obviously we are all in college so we can get a good job that can support us independently if need be. Or you can be like my mom. She got engaged at 19 to a man who dropped out of college (to start a corporation) and graduated and worked her butt off as a nurse until kids 2 and 3 came along as twins 21 years ago. Yes, she is capable of working if we need extra money, and she still does one day a week, but she’s a pretty awesome stay at home mom six days a week, too. That’s my dream.
Yay for more things for us to over analyze!
A few weeks ago I was at a party completely sober with my sister 20 miles from our house. She kept saying she was driving home (we both had cars there), and I told her no. She kept screaming at me, and she’s a pretty violent drunk, so I knew what was coming. She swung at me, and I blocked it then hit her in the face 3 times. One of the guys in that fraternity carried me outside and hugged me for 5 minutes while I cried trying to calm me down. She rode home with me and screamed the whole way. The next morning she came in my room and woke me up and kissed me and said I love you. She had a black eye, but I guess we’re ok now.
It’s better to be late than arrive ugly.
Meanwhile a guy wrote my name in pancake batter and sent me a picture saying “I’ve always wanted to eat you.”
Wait don’t you mean it’s NOT a right. It’s a privilege?
My grandmother told me about prolapse. She was an OBGYN’s nurse and saw a lady who prolapsed and didn’t know what had happened so she LEFT IT HANGING OUT! Then finally came to the doctor. Grandma said “her vag smelled dead.”
Currently pissed I didn’t read this article before my business law test that said “Name a Supreme Court Justice.” Reading TSM is usually all I do in that class.
Literally go to the biggest university in my state and it’s not on the list.
Honestly, just to reiterate a few points made by Ol Tuco, I have actually learned all the things he said he was never taught in school. Why you may ask? Because I took the basic classes K-12 seriously and excelled which allowed me to go to college on a full ride scholarship with other private scholarships covering all my costs of living. I now have awesome teachers who have taught me my basic human rights and how to do things such as write a cover letter and create an effective resume. I also completed psychology and chemistry for consumers (both gen eds) that informed me of mental disorders and the dangers of drugs and their effects on the body. Yes, there are problems with our education system, but I don’t believe that some of the points in the video are particularly valid.
My closets are also in rainbow order broken down into categories with dress clothes and coats in one and casual clothes in the other.
I was liking the article but when I got to “lab tops” I just couldn’t even.
For the record the owner of the pearl was my best friend. Herpes free since ’93!
Drink a shit ton because you’re already too drunk in class to read this.
I was halfway through season 5 when it disappeared. I wanted to cry.
I don’t know guys. He will forever be gay Michael, the French TA, on Greek to me.
I often threaten to put glitter in people’s defrosters….
I’ve gone on some pretty good rants that made girls cry on campus in the middle of the day, but I can only dream of bitching someone out to the extent Colette did on the spot.