Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

Syracuse University Shuts Down Top Party Location At #1 Party School In America

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19 Times Chris Pratt Melted our Hearts

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Here’s A Toast To The Bad Bitches (The Ladies Who Keep Us In Check)

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The All Time Best Breakup Anthems For Getting The F Over Him

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Last Minute Tips For The Most Perfect Senior Pref Night Speech

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Pentatonix Covers “Problem” by Ariana Grande and Absolutely Kills It

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A “Hunger Games” Theme Park Is Happening, And We Volunteer As Tribute–To Be First In Line

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Newsflash: Girls Can Love Football, Too

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The All-Time Best Ke$ha Songs That Perfectly Describe Your Life

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A Message To My Best Guy Friend’s New Girlfriend: I Hate You

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