Dress to the nines. Sparkle like a ten. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

Planning your work schedule around your social life. TSM.

The liquor store being your first stop once you get back to school. TSM.

Oops. He’s really into me. TSM.

“Would you like to know what’s on draft tonight?”
“No.” TSM.

The V-Day countdown for a boyfriend just hit me. TSM.

Deliberately responding “who’s this?” even though you know exactly who it is. TSM.

Mistaking “What’s your number?” for a body count and not your phone number. TSTC.

Having a hookup set up before you even step foot on campus after winter break. TSM.