I’ve learned that being prettier is the best revenge. TSM.

Imagine the power you’d have if you didn’t care. TSM.

Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.

Sharing hookup stories over Sunday brunch. TSM.

“Omg, stop. It’s his loss.” TSM.

“We need to take a cute picture because I thought of a really good Insta caption.” TSM.

Hand-picking who his brothers bring to formal. TSM.

“Did I hook up with him?” TSM.

When he picks you over football. TSM.

Doing your sorority’s secret knock on the wall to wake your sister up in the next room at the frat house. TSM.