“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.

Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside. TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

“Fuck it. It’s period week.” TSM.