Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

Being able to borrow a fake from anyone in your family, because your whole lineage looks alike. TSM.

*Sneaks flask into bar via Marc Jacobs clutch.* TSM.

“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.

“It ain’t my fault when I walk and jaws drop.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.

Crafting your second form of ID. TSM.

“Does this outfit make me look like I’d make a good wife?” TSM.