Off chapter exec, over to the bars. TSM.

Having a sister in every class. TSM.

Being 15 minutes into a conversation with a guy before remembering you made out with him last semester. TSTC.

The standards chair looking directly at you when talking about proper behavior at events. TSM.

Having “that little,” because you’re “that big.” TSM.

Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

That fraternity is on my to-do list. TSM.

You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.

Stopping to get Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSTC.

Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.