Old school SRAT from Georgia Southern. After a year of obsessing over this site I got over my self a joined. So many things stay the same but DAMN why were my years not filled will norts and XL shirts.
this bums me out my little sister went here and joined a different house around the time this went down. also had a few hs friends in this house before this happened. from what I’ve heard its huge jump from the truth. really sucks for the trip delts who welcomed me on a few time just to ve njcet west Georgia has a pretty close Greek island
Hey there are a few honest good ones such as a fun class during a other wise really hard term and spring break. I’m still kicking myself in the ass for only going one single year (for various stupid reasons). But otherwise hilarious article 🙂
52. hook up with the bouncer (or bouncers, you and your friends can take turns.) so even your friends without fake ids can get into the better 21+ spots 🙂
it is NOT selfish at all. it’s a time honored system. i was a twin and recall jealously a tiny bit. our big was amazing. not one single flight ever. (we still are super close) and I also had twins, I once walked in on my twins fighting over the $$$$ amount and yes number of rhinestone which were completely even. I worked over summer in part to have money to spoil my littles and afford the college life style I wanted. just I only had a 5 function shirts I was willing to part with. one of my littles was super extra TINY and another was a regular small. I had 2 xs ans 2 smalls all cute af. And a super cute medium which I gave to the other twin. they hated each other until graduation. and one of them stopped calling me big and called so many girls that. its freaking hurt. but the one who got 2 pass down shirts was the best! After I explained to her my reasons and showed her all my other function shirts I didn’t want to get rid of . also my junior year I clicked with a freshmen and she wanted to call me big and I explained to her how wrong that was and that her big would be hurt. family comes first
so they are magic godfathers???? that is so cool!
As for your secondary house that sounds bad ass but how does that happen? do girls still share rooms? because I don’t know of many 18 room houses any one in college could afford and splitting every bill 18 ways? Just curious 🙂
Ok your tequila article was hilarious. But this is retarded well fitting jeans will always have a place in a well-dressed woman’s wardrobe. I know this is supposed to be satire but come on really? What idiot wears heels with leggings or yoga pants to a casual night out at the bar rather it be in a college town or in a real city I mean c’mon! When you get fat you wear dresses or buy well fitting jeans and save the skinny ones. Duh!
oh and FYI sisterhood doesn’t just mean your letters or pan love. My rape happened post grad and the women who got me through it were various friends who became family, a few who didn’t go to college, a few who went to my school but had nothing to with my letters, a few who thought sororities were flat out dumb and a few sisters.
Gross you are gross! Unwanted touching after many “NO”s not just from the girl but also her friends is Assault! Assault had a very different meaning than rape. I’ve been brutally rapped and I do have a hard time understanding when a girl says she was raped when it was more of a drunk coy ” no…. no… OK……… oh shit the next morning ” I Dont call her out. I don’t think I’m better than her. I just pray to god she wasn’t stone cold sober grabbed into a car in Atlanta and remembers every second. And I thank God that I’m still alive after so many women aren’t.
Point, if you didn’t want it and said no its assault, maybe not rape and maybe not murder.
43. You run into the kids who still live at home and go to 2 year community school at that shitty bar everyone goes to on Thanksgiving eve and they go on and on about how much better it is to not be in debt and they will transfer to *insert state school considered better than your own*
Then when asked what they do for fun they say the shitty bar, that’s filled with smoke and people mostly over 40 can get “pretty crazy on Saturdays”. No my dear no it can’t.
This made me really sad. Through most of college I was in a relationship that was about half, maybe 3 fourths, (hell maybe worse its to hard to compare) as bad and it took years and years to realize how much else it took from me. Missed fun ass activities. Not going on spring break with my sisters because “we were going to spend the best week ever at his family cabin” to end up with me being ignored since he brought 3 guys last min. Losing friends who got sick of me complaining. I really hope the writer can get some perspective and let the people around her love her. *Hugs*
Yes it is satire but when it comes to hair I’ve asked a ton of guys what they think about really short haircut and they think they are gross. Wow it’s unfair and sexist and stupid….. #longhairdont care
what house what years?
what if since your insurance doesn’t cover it, you can’t afford it?
this bums me out my little sister went here and joined a different house around the time this went down. also had a few hs friends in this house before this happened. from what I’ve heard its huge jump from the truth. really sucks for the trip delts who welcomed me on a few time just to ve njcet west Georgia has a pretty close Greek island
like nearly 7 years ago but these are awesome, except for eiffle tower. that would of been standards for sure…..
pretty sure the hey Arnold one was at my school
Hey there are a few honest good ones such as a fun class during a other wise really hard term and spring break. I’m still kicking myself in the ass for only going one single year (for various stupid reasons). But otherwise hilarious article 🙂
52. hook up with the bouncer (or bouncers, you and your friends can take turns.) so even your friends without fake ids can get into the better 21+ spots 🙂
omg that sounds amazing, I just went a lived with 3 sister in off campus thing we had a pool but not out own pool
it is NOT selfish at all. it’s a time honored system. i was a twin and recall jealously a tiny bit. our big was amazing. not one single flight ever. (we still are super close) and I also had twins, I once walked in on my twins fighting over the $$$$ amount and yes number of rhinestone which were completely even. I worked over summer in part to have money to spoil my littles and afford the college life style I wanted. just I only had a 5 function shirts I was willing to part with. one of my littles was super extra TINY and another was a regular small. I had 2 xs ans 2 smalls all cute af. And a super cute medium which I gave to the other twin. they hated each other until graduation. and one of them stopped calling me big and called so many girls that. its freaking hurt. but the one who got 2 pass down shirts was the best! After I explained to her my reasons and showed her all my other function shirts I didn’t want to get rid of . also my junior year I clicked with a freshmen and she wanted to call me big and I explained to her how wrong that was and that her big would be hurt. family comes first
so they are magic godfathers???? that is so cool!
As for your secondary house that sounds bad ass but how does that happen? do girls still share rooms? because I don’t know of many 18 room houses any one in college could afford and splitting every bill 18 ways? Just curious 🙂
yeah I want to know too. is this new in the past 5 years or did my school just ban it? I think the ugly guy in Greek was one.. lol
* leggings with a dress and heels/ boots are a okay when its colder but yoga pants and leggings and not the same thing
Ok your tequila article was hilarious. But this is retarded well fitting jeans will always have a place in a well-dressed woman’s wardrobe. I know this is supposed to be satire but come on really? What idiot wears heels with leggings or yoga pants to a casual night out at the bar rather it be in a college town or in a real city I mean c’mon! When you get fat you wear dresses or buy well fitting jeans and save the skinny ones. Duh!
oh and FYI sisterhood doesn’t just mean your letters or pan love. My rape happened post grad and the women who got me through it were various friends who became family, a few who didn’t go to college, a few who went to my school but had nothing to with my letters, a few who thought sororities were flat out dumb and a few sisters.
Gross you are gross! Unwanted touching after many “NO”s not just from the girl but also her friends is Assault! Assault had a very different meaning than rape. I’ve been brutally rapped and I do have a hard time understanding when a girl says she was raped when it was more of a drunk coy ” no…. no… OK……… oh shit the next morning ” I Dont call her out. I don’t think I’m better than her. I just pray to god she wasn’t stone cold sober grabbed into a car in Atlanta and remembers every second. And I thank God that I’m still alive after so many women aren’t.
Point, if you didn’t want it and said no its assault, maybe not rape and maybe not murder.
Never heard of this school BUT its in Texas so I can totally assume Greek life, and general awesomeness are the norm!!!!
43. You run into the kids who still live at home and go to 2 year community school at that shitty bar everyone goes to on Thanksgiving eve and they go on and on about how much better it is to not be in debt and they will transfer to *insert state school considered better than your own*
Then when asked what they do for fun they say the shitty bar, that’s filled with smoke and people mostly over 40 can get “pretty crazy on Saturdays”. No my dear no it can’t.
This made me really sad. Through most of college I was in a relationship that was about half, maybe 3 fourths, (hell maybe worse its to hard to compare) as bad and it took years and years to realize how much else it took from me. Missed fun ass activities. Not going on spring break with my sisters because “we were going to spend the best week ever at his family cabin” to end up with me being ignored since he brought 3 guys last min. Losing friends who got sick of me complaining. I really hope the writer can get some perspective and let the people around her love her. *Hugs*
we would be besties #truth
Yes it is satire but when it comes to hair I’ve asked a ton of guys what they think about really short haircut and they think they are gross. Wow it’s unfair and sexist and stupid….. #longhairdont care