Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
I know this one was late, but it’s still funny and I figured people would still read it. I feel like I’ve been pretty up to date on everything else, though. Possibly the weekends have lagged, but I have a one-woman team!
Yeah, it’s when you fall in love with your captor. Which is what happened to Belle. And, see, then, I made a joke out of it, where I made fun of clickbait and also the movie’s plot at the same time.
2,000 people were reading this per second, so I feel like people do care. I listen to the readers via their behavior on the site, not their comments. Still deciding what to do about other sections of the website.
I’m in the same boat actually! Obviously running TSM for so long means that I’ve seen it all, but I still think a door stack is just a strange thing to look at. Singing and chanting is something that you ~know~ about without having seen it before in recruitment. A door stack obviously doesn’t exist outside this very context. Its purpose is absolutely to intimidate, even though we’re so used to it that it just feels cute and fun. But seeing girls so synchronized and rehearsed in what is objectively a strange formation rings a little creepy if it’s foreign to you.
Omg, I have seen SO much to the contrary. Look up GSN. It will freak you out.
Whoa, that’s my fault. Weird coding issue. Thanks.
Nah, it’s fine. Good feedback. I’ll make an effort to pay attention to what order I publish things in.
I know this one was late, but it’s still funny and I figured people would still read it. I feel like I’ve been pretty up to date on everything else, though. Possibly the weekends have lagged, but I have a one-woman team!
Weird.
Oh shit. Okay.
Trueee. Almost added that, actually, but I wasn’t sure if maybe they moved around or anything and we only got limited footage.
Yeah, it’s when you fall in love with your captor. Which is what happened to Belle. And, see, then, I made a joke out of it, where I made fun of clickbait and also the movie’s plot at the same time.
2,000 people were reading this per second, so I feel like people do care. I listen to the readers via their behavior on the site, not their comments. Still deciding what to do about other sections of the website.
Read this for some clarity.
https://medium.com/@madisonwickham/its-not-just-business-fee49273ed0f?source=linkShare-aa07e48634a7-1476359527
All cyclists suck. I feel like we can maybe agree on that.
You just directly proved my point.
I’m in the same boat actually! Obviously running TSM for so long means that I’ve seen it all, but I still think a door stack is just a strange thing to look at. Singing and chanting is something that you ~know~ about without having seen it before in recruitment. A door stack obviously doesn’t exist outside this very context. Its purpose is absolutely to intimidate, even though we’re so used to it that it just feels cute and fun. But seeing girls so synchronized and rehearsed in what is objectively a strange formation rings a little creepy if it’s foreign to you.
Is it the human papilloma virus? Don’t worry. You’ll get it eventually.
I’m working on figuring this out.
I’m not offended by the word bitch, especially in the context he used it in. Was not offensive.
Not. Even.
I know. Can’t breathe.
Hahahahah. First names that sound like last names. TSM.
Hahah, awesome. I’m going to do it every week, I think.