In my experience, all the stereotypes of virgins are true. More trouble than it’s worth. There are plenty of girls in college who are DTF, know what they’re doing, and aren’t carrying a pile of virgin baggage.
Maracas actually ARE a staple of Mexican music (along with about a dozen other Carribean and Latin American countries). This bitch is actually the one who needs to do a little research.
“The board has told me that unless my balance with them is at $0 and I do all of the above, I also won’t get my transcript when I graduate (so I can’t apply to grad schools).”
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
We know you don’t like facefucking we just don’t care. It feels good for us and when we do it it usually means you’re giving a shitty blowjob and we need to step things up.
^this. HotPiece has written enough “dating” (I.e. fucking) columns to basically guarantee she’s had no less than ten dicks inside her during her lifetime, which basically cements her status as a fucking whore. I guarantee she has at least one uncurable STD.
When will women figure this out? If a guy is rich and/or famous it doesn’t fucking matter how ugly he is – he is automatically in or above the league of any woman, no matter how hot she is. Johnny Manziel is a household name all over America right now and likely a first round draft pick in the NFL 2-3 years from now. This girl is just one of many hot bitches he will fuck during the course of his football career. Almost no one even knows her name – she’s just “Johnny Football’s slampiece”.
In my experience, all the stereotypes of virgins are true. More trouble than it’s worth. There are plenty of girls in college who are DTF, know what they’re doing, and aren’t carrying a pile of virgin baggage.
This is fake. This same story and photoshopped image (or variations of it) gets recycled every year around International Women’s Day.
The question isn’t “What did I do?”, the question is “What did I not do?”
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And the answer is #buttstuff.
Maracas actually ARE a staple of Mexican music (along with about a dozen other Carribean and Latin American countries). This bitch is actually the one who needs to do a little research.
There’s nothig wrong with half the things he did on this list.
I’ve always suspected that story was bullshit, but where in that article does she admit it was a hoax? I don’t see anything about that.
“The board has told me that unless my balance with them is at $0 and I do all of the above, I also won’t get my transcript when I graduate (so I can’t apply to grad schools).”
Are you really stupid enough to believe this”
Hey bitch, why don’t you just become a lesbian?
Unrealistic standards. TFM.
“Beer belongs at tailgates or seedy dive bars”
What year do you think it is?
Lent? I thought HotPiece was Jewish….
Just fuck. Sex really isn’t that big a deal, first time or otherwise.
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
We know you don’t like facefucking we just don’t care. It feels good for us and when we do it it usually means you’re giving a shitty blowjob and we need to step things up.
Giving you my passwords? Not a chance, you psycho bitch. If a slam so much as ASKS me for such a thing, we’re done.
^this. HotPiece has written enough “dating” (I.e. fucking) columns to basically guarantee she’s had no less than ten dicks inside her during her lifetime, which basically cements her status as a fucking whore. I guarantee she has at least one uncurable STD.
When will women figure this out? If a guy is rich and/or famous it doesn’t fucking matter how ugly he is – he is automatically in or above the league of any woman, no matter how hot she is. Johnny Manziel is a household name all over America right now and likely a first round draft pick in the NFL 2-3 years from now. This girl is just one of many hot bitches he will fuck during the course of his football career. Almost no one even knows her name – she’s just “Johnny Football’s slampiece”.
So did my penis.