Her whole pop career is just one big practical joke. Look in her eyes and tell me you don’t see a girl who just counts her money and laughs at the fools who buy her music.
Alternatively (and actually completely healthily), you could just cut your carbs. Eat your fill of vegetables, meat, eggs, nuts, and a little fruit, but leave the grains to the chubby girls. Also, drop the diet soda and drink water. Diet Coke may have 0 calories, but they cause your body to store more fat.
Responding with a personal attack instead of refuting the assertion? That’s totally not going to make everyone think Letmeletyoudo_that hit a little too close to home…
It’s like you wrote that caption specifically hoping someone would make a fat joke.
You would think that a member of the Illuminati wouldn’t be so hard to see.
You would think that someone who writes for a living would have a better grasp of the English language.
Her whole pop career is just one big practical joke. Look in her eyes and tell me you don’t see a girl who just counts her money and laughs at the fools who buy her music.
No mandate that all girls have a public photo album labeled, “Bikini Pics and Great Cleavage Shots”? This is bullshit.
Hell, I’d give it a shot. Just don’t ruin good coffee with cream and sugar like peasants.
You missed a category for the funny asshole. It’s a lateral move from #2.
Again, it’s mostly about carbs. You don’t have to starve yourself if you aren’t over eating carbs. 50-75 carbs in a day is plenty.
Alternatively (and actually completely healthily), you could just cut your carbs. Eat your fill of vegetables, meat, eggs, nuts, and a little fruit, but leave the grains to the chubby girls. Also, drop the diet soda and drink water. Diet Coke may have 0 calories, but they cause your body to store more fat.
It’s cute when girls use a word that means the exact opposite of what they meant.
Mainly, don’t be ugly. Especially fat and ugly.
High school girls. I keep getting older, and they’re still stumped by the difference in that whole break/brake thing.
You sound like a real winner.
No matter how many times you repeat #21, it won’t be true.
That girl’s voice makes me want to stick a power drill through my ears.
There are so many red flags in this column, my penis can’t decide whether to crawl up inside my torso or swell into a rock-hard erection.
Responding with a personal attack instead of refuting the assertion? That’s totally not going to make everyone think Letmeletyoudo_that hit a little too close to home…
I’m starting to think that there’s a wide gap between funny to girls and actually funny.
Well shit. Did she just curb stomp that bitch?
Now if only her songwriting skills weren’t worse than a one-armed epileptic infant with Downs.