I’ve been dancing on elevated surfaces since my first recital. 18 years later, I still love it. TSM.

Loving your big to pieces being obsessed with the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

More excited about the theme than the party. TSM.

“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.

Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.

Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

Checking his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

Pre-gaming your standards meeting. TSM.