Skipping class because you ran out of K-cups. TSM.

Your teacher telling you that his favorite day of the semester was your 21st birthday, when you came in and shotgunned a beer. TSM.

“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Apple classifying the TSM app as “Lifestyle,” because it truly is a lifestyle. TSM.

Going to a different fraternity when you can’t decide who to make out with at your mixer. TSTC.

Never wasting a good eyebrow day. TSM.

Your little brother joining your boyfriend’s fraternity. TSM.

The grueling process of editing alcohol out of photos. TSM.

Leaving your bra behind without worry, but freaking out if you leave your phone. TSM.

Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.