“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.

Love the wine you drink. Drink the wine you love. TSM.

Your future boss telling you you got the job prior to the interview. TSM.

Writing a paper on alcohol-induced blackouts, because you have experienced more of those than the class lectures. TSM.

The liquor store cashier asking for your number instead of your ID. TSM.

Judging that one girl who tries way too hard to be sweetheart. TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date. TSM.

Forgetting you’re not actually related to your big. TSM.

Wearing pink, because the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls falls on Wednesday. TSM.