Being groomed for your chapter position from the moment you receive your bid. TSM.

Being the new girlfriend’s least favorite ex-girlfriend. TSTC.

Falling in love with your little when you meet her in the hallway wearing boxer’s and a guy’s button-up. TSM.

Taking Plan B with champagne, because not getting pregnant is something to celebrate. TSM.

Never eating carbs, but drinking them regularly. TSM.

Convincing Daddy that last year’s dress cannot be worn to this year’s Derby Party. TSM.

Having no recollection of “the best hookup of his life.” TSTC.

The boyfriend showing up with a bottle of fireball, a skinny latte, and an apology. TSM.

I consider myself more of a “fourth-year freshman” than a senior. TSM.

Wearing philanthropy shirts to events you were to drunk to make it to. TSTC.