Deliberately responding “who’s this?” even though you know exactly who it is. TSM.

He’s the slampiece. TSM.

“I will do whoever it takes to get us to the top”
“You mean whatever?”
“Yeah that too.” TSM.

Being the one that tells him to leave the morning after. TSTC.

Being delighted to learn that all of your high school exes eventually went Greek. TSM.

Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.

Drinking away the mistakes of 2014, only to make new mistakes the minute 2015 begins. TSM.

Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.