Being almost as good at removing red wine stains as you are at creating them. TSM.

Re-pinning paddle ideas on Pinterest so your little knows what you want. TSM.

That fraternity is on my to-do list. TSM.

Stopping to get Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSTC.

Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.

Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.