I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.

Turning on location services you can find each other in the morning. TSM.

The fact that a Plan B ad is at the top of the TSM homepage, complete with a $10 off coupon. TSTC.

Caring more about what you’re wearing than where you’re going on Halloween. TSM.

Skipping Friday classes to rest up for Friday night. TSM.

Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.

Purchasing another item so you get free shipping. TSM.

Having 100+ girls you can pee in front of. TSM.

Vodka and Crystal Light, a love story. TSM.

“I’d rather drink my calories.” TSM.