Taking a shot for every person in the room who’s shattered an iPhone. TSM.

Making every tailgate but missing every game. TSM.

Am I even pretty enough to be her big? TSM.

Having a pink pepper spray dispenser. TSM.

People still telling stories about your great, great, grand big because she’s a legend. TSM.

Having a signature drunk outfit. TSM.

Loving your big to pieces being obsessed with the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

Not letting the weather get in the way of your outfit. TSM.

I’m not saying I’m a psychic or anything, but judging by my matching bra and panties, it’s going to be a good night. TSM.

Making Jello-O shots with a Keurig in your dorm. TSM.