I’d rather be safe, than standards. TSM.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.

Not going to a date party unless your date can find someone for your little. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

When you haven’t slept in your own bed in days. TSTC.

So You Think You Can Even. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.