Pray for my soul, my liver and my dignity. TSM.

Celebrating the anniversary of the first time you met your big. TSM.

Some girls get baby fever. I just get little fever. TSM.

Making your little run for standards so you won’t have to go to standards your senior year. TSM.

“We got the best girls.” TSM.

“Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping. I got a real good feeling something bad’s about to happen.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.

Determining how successful your night was by how many new numbers you have in your phone the next morning. TSM.

Planning what time you take your birth control around your drinking schedule. TSM.

Having a nickname for your group of friends. TSM.

Proving the weather man wrong when he says it’ll be a “dry weekend.” TSM.