Forgetting his name. Remembering his letters. TSM.

“I deserved a t-shirt for that weekend.” TSM.

True sisterhood: passing out on a porch holding hands after a long day of drinking. TSM.

Smirking to stop yourself from saying something bitchy. TSM.

Knowing the difference between glitter and sparkles. TSM.

Drinking a bottle of wine like it’s a bottle of water. TSM.

Sprinkles are edible glitter. TSM.

Being a regular at the craft store, right alongside the grandma quilter and coupon mom. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Instinctively waiting an extra second after swiping right, because you know you’ll be a match. TSM.