Planning your little’s sorority political career for her. TSM.

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but an AMEX and a margarita are a close second. TSM.

What would Biggie do? TSM.

“What was his name?”
“Uh good question, what was his name?” TSM.

Having FOMO even when you were there, because you blacked out. TSM.

Sorry, I lost interest after you said you don’t drink that often. TSM.

Choosing the workout space with the best view of the athletic team. TSM.

Anything you can craft, I can craft better. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Judging him by his ex’s sorority. TSM.