Your biological family having to repeatedly remind you to stop squatting in family photos. TSM.

Crafting with alcohol bottles so you have an excuse to drink. TSM.

Not having enough room on your phone for more music because you refuse to delete all your drunk selfies. TSM.

Always voting against your rival sorority, no matter the school. TSM.

Your big’s boyfriend becoming as protective over you as an older brother. TSM.

Using your front-facing camera as a mirror. TSM.

Manners with his mother. Makers with his father. TSM.

You can’t be “practically” in a sorority, geed. TSM.

Being more scared of standards than the cops. TSM.

I need a white wine emoji almost as badly as I need a white wine. TSM.