If you don’t understand the Mean Girls reference, you can’t sit with us! TSM.

Knowing it’s going to be a good story when it starts off with “So this BITCH…” TSM.

Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

Getting confused on Facebook because all your sisters have the same default before a philanthropy event. TSM.

Smelling your water bottles to make sure they’re filled with actual water and not vodka. TSM.

Saying you’re on your way when you haven’t even left the house yet. TSM.

Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.

I might know him. What fraternity is he in? TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.