Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

Always sober enough to walk in heels and drunk enough to not feel them. TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

Outrageous? Always. Out rage us? Never. TSM.

Letters off, bottoms up. TSM.

Emergency ironing with a hair straightener. TSM.