Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

Bella Swan is a GDI. TSM.

Being thoroughly ashamed at all the anti-football TSMs because true sorostitutes watch, understand, and enjoy football with their fratdaddies. And take care of all that comes with the tradition. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.