Here’s to lack of sleep, blistered feet, and amazing new sisters at the end of the week. TSM.

Sure, there are girls in my sorority that I don’t get along with. But I’d totes be there for ANY of them in a heartbeat if they needed me. TSM.

“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” TSM.

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

If you like Southern gentlemen, raise your glasses. If you don’t, raise your standards. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Changing a song’s lyrics for your house, and never singing the original words again. TSM.

A girl should be three things: classy, fabulous, and in a sorority. TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.