Promising to give his shirt back even though you have no intention of ever doing so. TSM.

Taking every single ounce of credit for your little’s upbringing when she is elected as chapter president. TSM.

We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

I didn’t pledge a top house, but after 4 years of hard work I’m graduating from one. TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Knowing that frat guys are the biggest assholes…but still refusing to date a GDI. TSM.

Is it wrong that I get really mad when geeds share TSMs on Facebook? TSM.

Defying the “dumb sorority girl” stereotype one Dean’s List letter at a time. TSM.

Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.