The automatic “she’s not that cute” when your best friend mentions her ex’s new fling. TSM.

Saving your calories for wine. TSM.

Always making it a double. TSM.

I’ve got my sisters, and all she’s got is you. TSM.

Mourning your grand-big’s graduation, because it’s the sorority equivalent to a death in the family. TSM.

Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Having themed house parties over summer vacation, so you feel like you’re still at school. TSM.

Declaring a minor so you won’t graduate early. TSM.

Writing notes on your phone so you remember the night, but not being able to understand them the next day. TSM.

Telling your friend how precious her little is as if it’s her child. TSM.