Taking off last night’s makeup, only to put on tonight’s makeup. TSM.

Making up irrelevant alliterations so you can drink every day of the week. TSM.

Blocking the standards board and president from your Snapchat stories. TSM.

Perfecting the art of hiding your drink while taking photos. TSM.

Filtering the drunk out of photos. TSM.

FLOWER HEADBANDS AREN’T STUPID. YOU ARE. TSM.

Getting crafting supplies and yoga pants for your birthday. TSM.

Knowing the way to his heart is through his liver. TSM.

Getting so involved in your chapter you forget you go to school too. TSTC.

Being on a first-name basis with the late night staff at Jo-Ann’s. TSM.