Making sure the new standards chair likes you. TSM.

Selling your textbooks back a week early to pay for your drinks at the last date party of the semester. TSM.

Your non-greek friends asking for your help and expertise when they have to make costumes for theme parties. TSM.

Frat Daddy Issues. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair. TSM.

Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

“A Whole New World” playing in your head the first time you go to Hobby Lobby. TSM.