Turning up your music so your parents don’t hear your sister’s hungover pre-church puke. TSM.

Crying over spilled glitter. TSM.

Is it even crafting without glitter? TSM.

Sharing hookup stories over Sunday brunch. TSM.

Bringing Jose Cuervo as your semi date, because you know he’ll get along with your sisters. TSM.

“Did I hook up with him?” TSM.

Hating open parties because it’s the only time you don’t know everyone there. TSM.

Doing your sorority’s secret knock on the wall to wake your sister up in the next room at the frat house. TSM.