Judging people by their Twitter following/followers ratio. TSM.

“Curvy” is the PC term for fat. TSM.

I could defriend you…but then I couldn’t stalk you. TSM.

Judging a Facebook by its cover. TSM.

Life must be terrible on a budget. TSM.

Lilly is great but monogrammed Lilly is better. TSM.

The Nordstrom iPhone app. TSM.

White pearls and pearly whites. TSM.

I’m offended when girls wear leggings with a dress. TSM.

“She’s pretty…but I wouldn’t want to look like her.” TSM.