Lilly Pulitzer follows me on Twitter. TSM.

My “just because” diamonds are bigger than her engagement ring. TSM.

Even my yogurt is Greek. TSM.

Kissing a random boy just because it’s midnight. NS. Doing it anyway. TSM.

Saving all the ribbons from your Christmas presents and using them in your hair. TSM.

Being the Prom Queen, the class president, a cheerleader, and the valedictorian in high school. TSM.

I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. TSM.

Almost hashtagging TSM when you submit posts out of habit. #TSM

I almost like wrapping presents more than opening them. Almost. TSM.

Crying when the girls on “Say Yes to the Dress” find “the one.” TSM.