You say tanorexic like it’s a bad thing. TSM.

Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not guys. TSM.

I’m not spoiled, I just get everything I want. Always. TSM.

It doesn’t matter how you feel, it only matters how you look. TSM.

My future husband is studying somewhere right now, and I’m pinning our future wedding. TSM.

An Addy a day keeps the hunger away. TSM.

The day after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is the busiest day at the gym all year. TSM.

You and 127 other friends posted about Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.

Your mother can’t say anything about you wanting to be a housewife instead of working. After all, you’re just following in her footsteps. TSM.

For Christmas, what can’t be crafted will be bought at Lilly or Brooks Brothers. TSM.