He just called me princess. I’m marrying him. TSM.

I need a husband like, yesterday. TSM.

I’d make Bacon a sandwich. TSM.

Toned, Tan, and Tipsy. TSM.

Midwest charm, Southern class, West Coast tan, and East Coast sass. TSM.

Adding the Greek alphabet to your iPhone languages. TSM.

How cute, she thinks she’s in a real sorority. TSM.

Using your Longchamps to smuggle alcohol across campus. TSM.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…but if we’re out of white, I’ll take red. TSM.

Needing a therapist. NS. Having a weekly vent sesh with your sisters over Starbucks. TSM.