1) It’s called “Movember”.
2) It’s a fundraising thing – you get sponsors who donate a few bucks for every day you don’t shave and the money goes to prostate cancer research.
3) Go fuck yourself you uppity bitch.
Re: #3. There’s a reason we don’t allow you to touch the sound system, and it’s because women generally have god-fucking-awful taste in music. Nothing kills the mood of a party faster than some drunk bitch who suddenly gets nostalgic for the 90’s and decides that the playlist needs to be interrupted so she can pop her iPhone in and make the whole house listen to Ace of Bass.
The greatest thing about these stupid letters is that you seriously think it’s going to be this cathartic, earth-shattering blow to his ego. The reality is that he’s going to show it to all his buddies who will laugh at what a desperate psycho you are, after which it will be thrown immediately into the trash never to be given another look.
Ghost Writer. Look it up.
1) It’s called “Movember”.
2) It’s a fundraising thing – you get sponsors who donate a few bucks for every day you don’t shave and the money goes to prostate cancer research.
3) Go fuck yourself you uppity bitch.
No one likes you.
She’s better looking than you are and that’s really all that matters.
Re: #3. There’s a reason we don’t allow you to touch the sound system, and it’s because women generally have god-fucking-awful taste in music. Nothing kills the mood of a party faster than some drunk bitch who suddenly gets nostalgic for the 90’s and decides that the playlist needs to be interrupted so she can pop her iPhone in and make the whole house listen to Ace of Bass.
All the guys in these entries need to locate their balls. Seriously, where do you girls meet these fucking pussies?
This is why you’re single.
You girls would cry if you knew what contact name he uses for you in his phone….
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^Pics?
Dear HotPiece,
What’s your bra size? There’s a lot of rumors floating around about your chest beefers.
I seem to have gotten lost and ended up at match.com. Could you direct me back to TFM please?
Is this the backyard of a meth lab?
Diamonds are only prized because they are rare. A limitless supply of them would make them essentially worthless.
How stupid do you have to be to get less than a 2.5 in college?
The greatest thing about these stupid letters is that you seriously think it’s going to be this cathartic, earth-shattering blow to his ego. The reality is that he’s going to show it to all his buddies who will laugh at what a desperate psycho you are, after which it will be thrown immediately into the trash never to be given another look.
He’s poor.
^ TL;DR version: Assholes get laid, and that’s all that matters.
The mindfuck is almost as satisfying as the actual fuck.
There’s nothing more pathetic than a woman who pretends to be happy about being single.