I don’t see a problem here with actual sex, but it’s an issue of knowing what you want and being able to express that. Matt didn’t know what you wanted. Right up until the point that he was physically entering you, you didn’t know what you wanted. That’s called indecision, with a dash of insecurity about saying what you want.
I know I’m going to be bashed for this comment, but this is entirely on you. And associating it with rape in anyway is wrong. I have no doubt that this situation plays out all the time, but it isn’t a sexual issue. It’s an issue of the confidence to speak out and to vocalise what you want.
But hey, I have a dick. I can’t possibly comment on something like this.
Joking or not, she is crazy enough to have made the shirt. I wonder if she had the crazy eye going on when she told him to wear it. Get out Leon. Get out now.
Satire or not, pretty sure a taut, round ass has always been salivated over. J-Lo has been a sex symbol for how long now? And before you respond:
1. Not a hater.
2. Not broke.
3. I know this is a comedy website.
4. You’re not funny.
5. Whatever irrelevant thing you are going to respond with, just stop.
Come to grips with that fact and choose whose judgement who actually pay attention to because it means something to you, or live a miserable life. My fiancee tells me I’m getting out of shape, I listen to her because I value her opinion. Simple.
While I agree that you can make money with these majors, I feel as though this is giving a false sense of “everyone can make it”. Even in a business degree or other major that has a high earning potential, this isn’t true. How many people who majored in Art do you think are actually making a lot of money now, 10, 15, even 20 years into a career? I guarantee it is a small percentage. Even making a decent wage would be a small percentage.
So while I applaud you for following your dream, I also think its naive to think that if you put in the hard work you will come out okay in the end. Considering that is what everyone else who does those degrees also thinks, you might want to have a back up plan.
Standard Stefon. Snappy response which has nothing to do with the comment and a baseless claim of superiority. But hey, I guess my “broke ass” just doesn’t understand the glamorous lifestyle of a struggling writer on a college website.
#2 is still contradictory. If a person wants to be a frat rat, according to your logic of not judging anyone, she can be a frat rat. But hey, I guess I’m more accepting and less judgmental than you.
Punctuation aside (seriously, find the period on your keyboard) she isn’t wrong with what she said, except for that last sentence. No one likes to be told they shouldn’t or cant do something, but that doesn’t mean they don’t need to be told. For example, Stefon probably doesn’t like being told he shouldn’t write articles about what you need to consider before being married because he has never actually been in that situation (engaged or married). but he needs to be told that.
You shouldn’t settle for someone who isn’t going to be supportive. Pretty sure that is what she was getting at.
You do realise you are complaining about someone you just met basing their opinion of you on a stereotype? I’m not saying you are the stereotype, but if they know next to nothing about you they will base their opinion of you on what little information they have and their preconceived ideas about that information. It’s human nature. And I have no doubt you do it to people every single day as well. I know I do.
For example, I’m Australian. When I speak to people who don’t know me, and they hear my accent, they ask where I’m from. I say I’m Australian. They say “really? You don’t sound like Steve Irwin”. Does that make me mad? No. I know that Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee with their over the top accents is the baseline for many Americans. I have a laugh and move on.
#7 really should say “because drunk consent isn’t consent”. But I guess because it’s a guy it doesn’t matter. If a dude wrote this list and said “don’t hook up with the really drunk girl because she’ll probably lie there like a dead fish” women would blow the fuck up. Double standards – they’re a motherfucker.
I don’t see a problem here with actual sex, but it’s an issue of knowing what you want and being able to express that. Matt didn’t know what you wanted. Right up until the point that he was physically entering you, you didn’t know what you wanted. That’s called indecision, with a dash of insecurity about saying what you want.
I know I’m going to be bashed for this comment, but this is entirely on you. And associating it with rape in anyway is wrong. I have no doubt that this situation plays out all the time, but it isn’t a sexual issue. It’s an issue of the confidence to speak out and to vocalise what you want.
But hey, I have a dick. I can’t possibly comment on something like this.
Some of these are hilarious. Many are sad. Really none of them are creepy.
Shitty writing. Shitty writing that gets praised as good writing more specifically.
Joking or not, she is crazy enough to have made the shirt. I wonder if she had the crazy eye going on when she told him to wear it. Get out Leon. Get out now.
Best writer on here. This article was on point.
Satire or not, pretty sure a taut, round ass has always been salivated over. J-Lo has been a sex symbol for how long now? And before you respond:
1. Not a hater.
2. Not broke.
3. I know this is a comedy website.
4. You’re not funny.
5. Whatever irrelevant thing you are going to respond with, just stop.
Plot twist: Judging other people is human nature.
Come to grips with that fact and choose whose judgement who actually pay attention to because it means something to you, or live a miserable life. My fiancee tells me I’m getting out of shape, I listen to her because I value her opinion. Simple.
While I agree that you can make money with these majors, I feel as though this is giving a false sense of “everyone can make it”. Even in a business degree or other major that has a high earning potential, this isn’t true. How many people who majored in Art do you think are actually making a lot of money now, 10, 15, even 20 years into a career? I guarantee it is a small percentage. Even making a decent wage would be a small percentage.
So while I applaud you for following your dream, I also think its naive to think that if you put in the hard work you will come out okay in the end. Considering that is what everyone else who does those degrees also thinks, you might want to have a back up plan.
Genius. Fucking genius.
I don’t think you fully understand what the article was about.
Standard Stefon. Snappy response which has nothing to do with the comment and a baseless claim of superiority. But hey, I guess my “broke ass” just doesn’t understand the glamorous lifestyle of a struggling writer on a college website.
#2 is still contradictory. If a person wants to be a frat rat, according to your logic of not judging anyone, she can be a frat rat. But hey, I guess I’m more accepting and less judgmental than you.
I hope you do this when you get a job. You’ll be Too Unemployed To Care.
This could have been one sentence long:
Fuck the first person who you are attracted to at school.
Punctuation aside (seriously, find the period on your keyboard) she isn’t wrong with what she said, except for that last sentence. No one likes to be told they shouldn’t or cant do something, but that doesn’t mean they don’t need to be told. For example, Stefon probably doesn’t like being told he shouldn’t write articles about what you need to consider before being married because he has never actually been in that situation (engaged or married). but he needs to be told that.
You shouldn’t settle for someone who isn’t going to be supportive. Pretty sure that is what she was getting at.
You do realise you are complaining about someone you just met basing their opinion of you on a stereotype? I’m not saying you are the stereotype, but if they know next to nothing about you they will base their opinion of you on what little information they have and their preconceived ideas about that information. It’s human nature. And I have no doubt you do it to people every single day as well. I know I do.
For example, I’m Australian. When I speak to people who don’t know me, and they hear my accent, they ask where I’m from. I say I’m Australian. They say “really? You don’t sound like Steve Irwin”. Does that make me mad? No. I know that Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee with their over the top accents is the baseline for many Americans. I have a laugh and move on.
I don’t know about you, but when I see 90s kids, I think of people who grew up in the 90s. Not born in the 90s.
#7 really should say “because drunk consent isn’t consent”. But I guess because it’s a guy it doesn’t matter. If a dude wrote this list and said “don’t hook up with the really drunk girl because she’ll probably lie there like a dead fish” women would blow the fuck up. Double standards – they’re a motherfucker.
You do realise you have to funny to count this as a comedy right? A couple of slapped together half assed jokes doesn’t really count as humour.
PLOT TWIST: People aren’t dying.