Dear CantEven1898,
How about I cook up a nice meal, pour some wine, and we do a case study on sexual compatibility. I promise I won’t fake it 🙂
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
I wrote you a thanksgiving poem…
[i]Cranberries are Red, the gravy is brown, tonight I’ll be in blackout town. If you want a good laugh while having some drinks, ShibbyTFM snapchat will send nudes later I think.[/i]
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
How about you come over, I’ll make a Deep-Dish Meringue-Pumpkin Pie, some Bacon cornbread stuffing, pour some wine, some Turkey, and you leave dissapointed fifteen minutes after dinner.
Love,
Shibby
P.S You aren’t telling the Family you’re my number one E-Slam 🙁 ?!
Fun Fact 1: You can get a nice wooden cigar box from a cigar store for anywhere between $1-$6 which can be used as a neat way to wrap his gift and he can use to store anything from his watches to his weed stash
Fun Fact 2: Blowjobs and ButtStuff are usually a great gift idea as well ladies.
Dear ElizabethNewton26,
How about I make you a homemade crabcake dinner with caprese salad, pour some wine, put on Frozen and we can both have a fairy tale happy ending. 🙂
Dear ShutupAndRead,
This holiday season ditch the duds and get with this Stud. Don’t be a Grinch, baby.
Love,
Shibby
I feel like that they all go the idea from seeing Dorn, Bacon, SFPL, and the intern doing this at last years Christmas party…
85. When I get done this final I wonder if Shibby wants to “hang out” again after last night…
You’re boyfriend spending more money on his other girlfriend than he has on you. TFM.
Dear CantEven1898,
How about I cook up a nice meal, pour some wine, and we do a case study on sexual compatibility. I promise I won’t fake it 🙂
Love,
Shibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
Want to “go steady”?
Love,
Shibby
Dear melissa_kelly,
Let me know if you want a real boyfriend this Christmas.
Love,
Shibby
Get the watch then we’ll talk, baby.
Dear Lucky Jo,
I wrote you a thanksgiving poem…
[i]Cranberries are Red, the gravy is brown, tonight I’ll be in blackout town. If you want a good laugh while having some drinks, ShibbyTFM snapchat will send nudes later I think.[/i]
Love,
Shibby
Dear ARGDG,
I’ll be your holiday boyfriend for a new watch, Rowdy Gentleman koozie, and puppy.
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
How about you come over, I’ll make a Deep-Dish Meringue-Pumpkin Pie, some Bacon cornbread stuffing, pour some wine, some Turkey, and you leave dissapointed fifteen minutes after dinner.
Love,
Shibby
P.S You aren’t telling the Family you’re my number one E-Slam 🙁 ?!
46: #ButtStuff2014
Fun Fact 1: You can get a nice wooden cigar box from a cigar store for anywhere between $1-$6 which can be used as a neat way to wrap his gift and he can use to store anything from his watches to his weed stash
Fun Fact 2: Blowjobs and ButtStuff are usually a great gift idea as well ladies.
Dear PreMed Donna,
You’re beautiful. You’re not like other girls. want to hang out and watch a movie sometime?
Love,
Shibby
Dear RecruitmentChairTSM,
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’d definitely run a Tough Mudder with you.
Love,
Shibby
Unprotected anal sex with more than 3 partners every day. TFM.
Ladies,
You all could all learn a lot from me.
Love,
Shibby
Dear RecruitmentChairTSM,
I’ll cuddle you free of charge anytime.
Love,
Shibby
Dear ElizabethNewton26,
How about I make you a homemade crabcake dinner with caprese salad, pour some wine, put on Frozen and we can both have a fairy tale happy ending. 🙂
Love,
Shibby
Dear RushToRehab,
You can name my Penis anytime.
Love,
Shibby and (Insert nickname for my penis here)