New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back.
Bow down betches.
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I’ve seen way too many relationships go south because of a sketchy threesome. It happened to a friend of mine a couple weeks ago. This threesome came out of nowhere, normally she and I talk about these things constantly, but she was kinda embarrassed to tell me because she didn’t enjoy it, she kinda felt weird about it, and they broke up shortly thereafter.
Threesomes and group sex can be amazing, but only if everyone’s comfortable. Otherwise, it’s an “acceptable” form of cheating.
Chancellor Svyerud? Is that you?!?! You old son of a bitch, how are you? Say, did you ever fix that whole “Closing the Sexual Assault Support Center” thing?
Whoa whoa whoa, stop the clock. You’re giving me a hard time for REPORTING this story? You gotta get your priorities straight.
Sound of Music loses points because, well, Carrie Underwood.
I’ve seen way too many relationships go south because of a sketchy threesome. It happened to a friend of mine a couple weeks ago. This threesome came out of nowhere, normally she and I talk about these things constantly, but she was kinda embarrassed to tell me because she didn’t enjoy it, she kinda felt weird about it, and they broke up shortly thereafter.
Threesomes and group sex can be amazing, but only if everyone’s comfortable. Otherwise, it’s an “acceptable” form of cheating.
And normally I bag the fuck out of you for, well, bagging the fuck out of me, but today you get praise hands.
Holy shit. This took some serious bravery to post. Bravo, girl.
I’m glad you’re more accepting and less judgmental than me. That and $2.50 will get you a ride on the bus with your broke ass. #ByeFelicia
*Realize
I’m not a good counter.
Mad love to my FIJI sweethearts <3
“Next week on Maury.”
PREACH.
Maybe instead of “telling people what not to do,” I should give you lessons in spelling and punctuation.
“So to all you judgmental, closed-minded, ignorant, little fucks who like to maliciously stigmatize me”
Is anyone else aroused?
How many calories is it if you’re using PSLs for enemas? Asking for myself.
Chancellor Svyerud? Is that you?!?! You old son of a bitch, how are you? Say, did you ever fix that whole “Closing the Sexual Assault Support Center” thing?
Also, NuvaRing. I don’t know what the hell those are but they look scary as fuck.
Boom. Roasted. Advantage: Babe_Lincoln
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MAJOR props for “This Will Be (An Everlasting Love).” And all the BSB and Spice Girls.