Yeah, this is supremely depressing if it isn’t satire. Even more depressing is that I found it on Twitter first with a bunch of people sharing it saying how terrible sorority girls are so either way…this is not a good look.
I really hope this is just poorly written satire, because…what?!
If it is supposed to be satire…try again…also…read the book…notice they took her child and her husband.
I don’t know, I just… don’t see the big deal? Like if you trust him not to do anything with another girl, I don’t think it matters who he’s around. And if you don’t trust him, then that’s a different problem entirely
Last time I did this, bitch got a restraining order and I ended up spending four days in a mental hospital for indigent patients. The doctor said I needed to develop “healthier coping strategies.” Yeah right.
What a woman’s Bumble profile says about her…
Selfie: No friends
Mirror selfie: Has an imaginary friend that lives in the mirror
Topless mirror selfie: Open to a physical relationship with the imaginary friend that lives in the mirror.
Ugh gag…
I LOVE pink, but everything you said was sexist and lame. “I don’t like pink because I’m a woman, I’m a woman because I like pink”… like are you kidding me? How about I’m a woman AND I like pink. 75% of the clothes in my closet are pink, my golden retriever’s collar is pink, and I have a pink chair in my living room but none of this DEFINES MY FEMININITY. I am not feminine because I like pink, I am a woman because I have a vagina. And yeah it’s pink but that’s beside the point. I found this “article” sad and odd.
Makeup really isn’t THAT hard to do. There’s tutorials for quick and easy looks if you’re looking to cut down the time you spend doing your makeup in the morning lol
Not funny and seriously not cool. Better luck next time
Girlfriend, you need to learn to love yourself.
Yeah, this is supremely depressing if it isn’t satire. Even more depressing is that I found it on Twitter first with a bunch of people sharing it saying how terrible sorority girls are so either way…this is not a good look.
I really hope this is just poorly written satire, because…what?!
If it is supposed to be satire…try again…also…read the book…notice they took her child and her husband.
I don’t know, I just… don’t see the big deal? Like if you trust him not to do anything with another girl, I don’t think it matters who he’s around. And if you don’t trust him, then that’s a different problem entirely
Last time I did this, bitch got a restraining order and I ended up spending four days in a mental hospital for indigent patients. The doctor said I needed to develop “healthier coping strategies.” Yeah right.
9. Give him herpes.
Agree to disagree.
What a woman’s Bumble profile says about her…
Selfie: No friends
Mirror selfie: Has an imaginary friend that lives in the mirror
Topless mirror selfie: Open to a physical relationship with the imaginary friend that lives in the mirror.
when ever you need me, just contact me, ill be there, love.
That mean very thing to me, want to be apart of that, love!!?
So, when ???
take me next time, love it.!!!!
love it wish I, was there !!!!
#TeamTaylor
OMG! This makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket!
I like pink; does that make me a woman? Cool. People are always telling me to go fuck myself. Maybe I can do that now.
I think you took it a little too seriously…
Ugh gag…
I LOVE pink, but everything you said was sexist and lame. “I don’t like pink because I’m a woman, I’m a woman because I like pink”… like are you kidding me? How about I’m a woman AND I like pink. 75% of the clothes in my closet are pink, my golden retriever’s collar is pink, and I have a pink chair in my living room but none of this DEFINES MY FEMININITY. I am not feminine because I like pink, I am a woman because I have a vagina. And yeah it’s pink but that’s beside the point. I found this “article” sad and odd.
Makeup really isn’t THAT hard to do. There’s tutorials for quick and easy looks if you’re looking to cut down the time you spend doing your makeup in the morning lol